MARCEL ET LES BLONDES
Personalised funny nutrition label poster — the facts about a person
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Original recipe · Made with love
Emma
Emma-Score
Excellent product
Nutrition information
Serving size: 1 Emma (whole, not in pieces)
Per serving% reference intake*
- Coffee 140%
- Sarcasm 85%
- Patience 3%
- Hugs 100%
- Bad excuses 45%
Ingredients: Coffee (62%), sarcasm (18%), good intentions (variable), 2000s playlists, love (lots).
May contain traces of: cat hair
* Reference intakes are based on a diet of 2,000 belly laughs. Your needs may vary with your mood and the time of your first coffee.
Store somewhere warm · Enjoy without moderation
The preview is exactly what gets printed. The name shrinks if it’s long; the grade is one tap, every line can be rewritten or picked at random, and nothing you’ve typed is ever replaced by a suggestion.
The nutrition label from a food packet, applied to a person: their name as the title, an A to E grade in a “Emma-Score” plaque, the serving size, five percentage lines, the ingredients and any traces. Four styles, from fluorescent yellow to black. Matte 250 g paper, A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a print-ready file.
Step 4 of 4: Create my label name · style · grade · lines
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in FranceComposed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: in our workshop up to 40 × 60, at our printer beyond that.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
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Full description
The funny print that gives a person’s make-up, as on a food packet: “Emma — serving size: 1 Emma (whole, not in pieces)”. An A to E grade in a plaque with their name on it (“Emma-Score”), five percentage lines (coffee 140%, sarcasm 85%, patience 3%), the ingredients list, any traces (“may contain traces of cat hair”) and a footnote that bases the percentages on a diet of 2,000 belly laughs. You recognise it from across the room, and that’s what makes people laugh when they unwrap it.
You write the name, pick the grade, keep our lines or write your own — you know what really counts about the person you’re giving it to — or roll the dice if inspiration is short. Four styles: fluorescent yellow, bubblegum pink, electric blue, black. The preview updates with every keystroke and shows exactly what gets printed. A funny gift for a birthday, an office Secret Santa, a friend, a colleague, anyone who has everything.
- 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- You write the name and pick their grade
The person you’re spoiling, up to 18 characters; it shrinks if it’s long. The grade runs from A, pure delight, to E, handle with humour; four styles — fluorescent yellow, bubblegum pink, electric blue, black — are chosen just below.
- You keep our lines, or write your own
Five lines with their percentage, the ingredients, and traces if you like. Every line comes with a suggestion, the dice button picks another, and “Pick everything at random” fills it all in one go.
- We print in France
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop up to 40 × 60, at our printer beyond that, and every poster comes back through the workshop before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Design | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | First name · Style · Grade · Item · Percentage · Ingredients · Traces |
| Occasions | Birthday · Secret Santa · Christmas · Original gift idea · A colleague’s farewell · Gift for a friend |
| Gift for | A best friend · A colleague · Someone who has everything · A sister or brother |
| EAN code | 3701800801091 |
More gift ideas: A birthday
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Frequently asked questions
What does the print show?
A nutrition label like the one on a food packet, but for a person: their name as the title, a grade from A to E in a plaque (“Julie-Score”), the serving size (“1 Emma, whole, not in pieces”), five percentage lines (coffee, sarcasm, patience), the ingredients list and, if you like, any traces. The percentages are a joke, and the footnote plays along.
What is the A to E grade?
A scale of five discs from green to red, with theirs enlarged: you pick the letter and the verdict follows (“Pure delight”, “Handle with humour”). It carries the person’s name, “Emma-Score”. It’s a joke: neither an official logo nor a real rating.
What’s a funny gift for a birthday, a Secret Santa or a colleague?
A print you can personalise in two minutes: a name, a grade, lines you keep or rewrite, and it gets a laugh when it’s unwrapped because everyone recognises themselves in it. The A4 print is the cheapest of our printed sizes, which suits an office Secret Santa.
What can I personalise?
The name (up to 18 characters), the grade from A to E, five lines with their percentage — the first three are required, the last two optional —, the ingredients list (up to 120 characters), the traces if you want some, and the style: fluorescent yellow, bubblegum pink, electric blue or black. The heading, the verdicts and the footnote don’t change.
Do I have to write the lines myself?
No: every line comes with a suggestion, the dice button picks another, and “Pick everything at random” fills the five lines, the ingredients and the traces in one go. Everything can be rewritten, and what you’ve typed is never replaced by a suggestion.
Is it real nutritional information?
No, it’s a joke: the percentages are whatever you choose, and the footnote pokes fun at them by basing them on a diet of 2,000 belly laughs. The print borrows no official logo.
Which size should I pick?
A4 or 30 × 40 cm, the only two available framed — for a kitchen, an office or a hallway. Anything bigger becomes a statement wall print: funny, but it takes over the room.
Can I see the print before ordering?
Yes. The preview updates with every keystroke, and it’s exactly what gets printed: the name, the grade, the lines, the ingredients and the style you chose.