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MARCEL ET LES BLONDES

Personalised bathroom house rules poster — six articles for your home

€19.90

Gift wrapping available · + €2.00

Create my print

The preview is exactly what gets printed. Each article comes with an idea: keep it, roll the dice for another, or write your own.

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The bathroom house rules as a poster: a “House rules — Bathroom” heading, the name of the house, six numbered articles — a title and its rule each — and, if you like, a bottom line. Four styles. Matte 250 g paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Finish No frame
Write my house rules house · style · articles · bottom line
Style

The six articles

A title and the rule that goes with it. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, and every field stays free.

Article 1
Article 2
Article 3
Article 4
Article 5
Article 6
  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

Secure payment

Full description

The bathroom house rules, as a poster: a “House rules — Bathroom” heading, the name of the family, then six numbered articles — “TOWEL: the one on the bottom is mine”, “SHOWER: ten minutes, the hot water tank has feelings”, “MAT: it doesn’t dry itself”. And, if you like, one last line: “Any breach will be noted.”

You write the family or house name, keep our six articles or change them — eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, “Shuffle everything” if you’re stuck — and every field stays free. Four styles: swimming-pool rules on aqua tiles, an engraved brass plate, an old enamel sign, clean black and white. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed. A funny gift for a housewarming or a flat-share, and a poster that tells the guests of a holiday home the house rules.

  • Matte 250 g paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame for A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • Bathroom house rules in a swimming-pool style: aqua tiles, a navy banner reading “Salle de bain — Famille Martin”, six numbered red discs in front of towel, shower, mat, hair, toothpaste and lock, each with its rule, and the line “Toute infraction sera notée”, shown in the French version.
  • A black plate with brass borders and rivets: “Règlement intérieur — Salle de bain”, “Les Durand” in italics, six articles on gold diamonds — door, mirror, plug, light, duck, laundry — and the line “Règlement approuvé par le canard”, shown in the French version.
  • An ivory enamel plate with a double black and red border and four screws at the corners: “Salle de bain” in large capitals, “La coloc des Lilas”, six articles on red tags — shower, razor, hair, towel, paper, music — and the line “Toute infraction sera notée”, shown in the French version.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works
  1. You write the name of the house

    “The Murphys”, “Flat 3B”, or the name of the holiday home. It signs the notice, under the “House rules — Bathroom” heading.

  2. You keep our six articles, or write your own

    Each article is a title and its rule: “TOWEL: the one on the bottom is mine”. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, “Shuffle everything”, an optional bottom line, and four styles: swimming pool, brass, enamel, minimal.

  3. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications
FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationName · Style · The six articles · Bottom line
OccasionsHousewarming party · Moving into a flat-share · Holiday home or guesthouse · Funny birthday gift · Original gift idea
Gift forA couple moving in · A family · Flatmates · A holiday-let host
EAN code3701800801800

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Frequently asked questions
What does the poster show?

The rules of a house’s bathroom: a “House rules — Bathroom” heading, the family’s name, then six numbered articles, each one a title and a rule. At the bottom, an optional line, such as “Any breach will be noted.”

What can I personalise?

The family or house name (28 characters), the six articles (a title of up to 14 characters and a rule of up to 48), the optional bottom line (40 characters) and the style. The heading and the drawing of the bath stay the same.

Do I have to come up with six rules myself?

No: all six articles arrive filled in, eighteen ideas are suggested, a dice on each article rolls another, and “Shuffle everything” fills all six with no repeats. Every field stays free, for the rules only your house has. The bottom line is picked from five suggestions, or written by you.

Who is it a gift for?

For a housewarming, a flat-share finding its feet, a big family, or a birthday for someone who laughs at their own habits. In a holiday home or a let, it can also tell guests the house rules. The humour is about the habits of a house, never about a person.

Are there any brands on the poster?

No: no product, platform or company brand. The bath is drawn for the poster, and the article titles are everyday nouns.

Which size should I choose?

A4 or 30 × 40 cm for a bathroom, the two sizes that come framed. 40 × 60 reads from further away, in a hallway or an entrance. Like any paper print, it should hang away from water splashes.

Can I see the poster before I order?

Yes. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed: the name, the six articles, the bottom line and the style.