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MARCEL ET LES BLONDES

Personalised office coffee machine poster — a mood on every button

€19.90

Gift wrapping available · + €2.00

Create my print

The preview is exactly what gets printed. Each button comes with an idea: keep it, roll the dice for another, or write your own.

For the home rather than the office? The coffee bar print, one line per person

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The office coffee machine as a poster: a sign with your team’s name, a screen with your message, six buttons — a drink and its mood — and the coin slot, with an optional price. Four styles. Matte 250 g paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Finish No frame
Create my coffee machine team · style · screen · buttons
Style

The six buttons

A drink and the mood it stands for. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each button, and every field stays free.

Button 1
Button 2
Button 3
Button 4
Button 5
Button 6
  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

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Full description

The office coffee machine, as a poster: a sign with your team’s name, a screen that says “OUT OF ORDER MONDAYS”, and six buttons, each one a mood — “ESPRESSO: meeting in five minutes”, “AMERICANO: it’s Monday”, “HOT CHOCOLATE: quiet quitting”. At the bottom, the coin slot, the price (“1 smile”) and the cup bay.

You write the name of the team or department, keep our six buttons or change them — eighteen ideas, a dice for each button, “Shuffle everything” if you’re stuck — and every field stays free. Four styles: 1970s orange vending machine, brushed steel with a green screen, red and yellow, matte black with an amber screen. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed. A funny gift for a team, a leaving do or a workplace Secret Santa, to hang above the real machine.

  • Matte 250 g paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame for A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • An orange and cream coffee machine seen from the front: a “CAFÉ — Service compta” sign, an amber screen, six buttons from espresso to decaf each with a mood, the coin slot with its price of “1 sourire” and a paper cup in its bay, shown in the French version.
  • A brushed-steel coffee machine: a black “CAFÉ — Équipe RH” sign, a green screen reading “PLUS DE GOBELETS”, six black buttons with green numbers, from tea to “grand café”, each with its mood, shown in the French version.
  • A red coffee machine with yellow buttons: a “CAFÉ — L’open space du 3e” sign, a screen reading “BON COURAGE” and six buttons from soup to mocha, each with its mood, shown in the French version.
  • The French-language orange office coffee machine menu poster hangs in a slim black frame beside two colleagues in the office coffee area.
  • A colleague holds the French-language orange coffee machine menu poster in a slim black frame, with another colleague behind her in the office.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works
  1. You write the team’s name and the screen message

    “Accounts”, “The 3rd-floor crew”, or a first name for a leaving do. The screen says whatever you like — “OUT OF ORDER MONDAYS”, “NO CUPS LEFT” — in vending-machine letters.

  2. You keep our six buttons, or write your own

    Each button is a drink and the mood it stands for: “ESPRESSO: meeting in five minutes”. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each button, “Shuffle everything”, and four styles: retro, steel, pop and night.

  3. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications
FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationName · Style · Screen · The six buttons · Price
OccasionsOffice Kris Kindle (Secret Santa) · A colleague’s leaving do · Welcoming a new starter · Christmas for colleagues · Original gift idea
Gift forA whole team · A colleague · A department or open-plan office · The staff room regulars
EAN code3701800801312

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Frequently asked questions
What does the poster show?

The front of an office coffee machine: a “Coffee” sign with your team’s name, a screen with your message, six buttons (each one a drink and the mood it stands for), the coin slot with its price and the cup bay. At the bottom, one line: “This machine gives no change. Or motivation.”

What can I personalise?

The team or department name (28 characters), the screen message (20 characters), the six buttons (a drink of up to 14 characters and a mood of up to 44), the price, which is optional, and the style. The bottom line and the machine itself stay the same.

Do I have to come up with six moods myself?

No: all six buttons arrive filled in, eighteen ideas are suggested, a dice on each button rolls another, and “Shuffle everything” fills all six with no repeats, and rolls the screen and price too. Every field stays free, for the in-jokes only your office gets.

Who is it a gift for?

For a team, a department, an open-plan office: a workplace Secret Santa, a leaving do, a new starter, the end of a long year. It hangs above the real machine. The humour is about office habits, never about a person.

Are there any brands on the poster?

No: no coffee, vending-machine or company brand. The machine is drawn for the poster and the drinks are everyday names.

Which size should I choose?

A4 or 30 × 40 cm for the staff room, the two sizes available framed. The 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 make a large poster you can spot from the corridor.

Can I see the poster before ordering?

Yes. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed: the name, the screen, the six buttons, the price and the style.