MARCEL ET LES BLONDES
Personalised dog or cat in a suit and tie poster — the chief executive of the house
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Executive Office
Biscuit
Chief Nap Officer
Your dog or cat in a suit and tie, with a chief executive’s business card: the preview is the poster that will be printed.
Your dog or cat in a suit and tie against a studio background, with a chief executive’s business card bearing its name and job title. A preview in about thirty seconds, A4 to 70 × 100 cm.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Create the poster Photo, name, job title
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
Secure payment
Full description
Your dog or cat as chief executive: a dark tailored suit, white shirt, tie and a confident gaze, against a grey-blue studio background, like the official portrait of a company director. From a photo, an artificial intelligence makes the portrait: its breed, coat, eyes and muzzle carry over — it is really your pet, with its real animal face.
At the foot of the poster, a business card carries its name and job title: “Chief Nap Officer”, “Head of Cuddles”, “Head of Kibble Operations”. Real text, written exactly as you typed it.
The image fills the whole sheet, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm: on the 30 × 40 a little of the top and bottom is cropped, never the animal’s head or the card.
You upload the photo and the preview appears in about thirty seconds. You see what will be printed before you order: that image, and no other, is the one that goes to print. It is made by an artificial intelligence, and a likeness is not guaranteed; only the animal is used, and the rest of the photo disappears. The photo is never published and we delete it thirty days after dispatch — or after purchase, for the printable file. You get three tries per photo. Its name and the line that goes with it are real text, written exactly as you typed them: you can change them at any time without redoing the portrait.
- Poster on 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order in our workshop in Aveyron.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, via a download link.
The poster, once printed
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
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| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- You upload its photo
A sharp photo where your dog’s or cat’s head shows clearly, front-on or three-quarter view. Only the animal is used: the background of the photo disappears.
- You write its name and job title
Its business card sits at the foot of the poster: “Chief Nap Officer”, “Head of Cuddles”… The portrait appears in about thirty seconds.
- Order what you've seen
The image on screen is the one we print, in our workshop in Aveyron. You get three tries per photo.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | Photo · Name · Job title |
| Occasions | Birthday · Christmas, for Secret Santa · A colleague’s leaving do · Office party · Adopting a pet |
| Gift for | A colleague who talks about their pet · A friend with a dog or cat · A boss with a sense of humour · Yourself, for a home office corner |
| EAN code | 3701800801862 |
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Frequently asked questions
What does the dog or cat in a suit and tie poster show?
Your dog or cat sitting up straight, in a dark tailored suit, white shirt and tie, with a confident look, against a grey-blue studio background: the official portrait of a chief executive, with its real animal face. A business card at the foot of the poster carries its name and job title.
What is written on the business card?
Its name and job title, two optional fields: “Chief Nap Officer”, “Head of Cuddles”, “Head of Kibble Operations”. Above them, the words “Executive Office” are fixed. You can change both at any time without redoing the portrait.
Is it a gift for the office?
It is a gift for someone who talks about their pet to everyone — a colleague, a friend, a neighbour — and who will laugh at their dog as chief executive. You can also choose it for yourself, for a desk corner: the poster says nothing about the person’s job.
Which photo should I choose?
A sharp photo where you can see its head, muzzle and eyes clearly, front-on or three-quarter view, in daylight. A phone photo is enough — JPG, PNG or WEBP, up to 25 MB. Only the animal is used: in our tests, people, the lead and the background of the photo did not appear on the poster.
Is the portrait made by an artificial intelligence?
Yes. An artificial intelligence makes the portrait from your photo, in about thirty seconds: it is neither a painting nor a drawing made by hand. You see the result before you order, and exactly that image is printed, in our workshop in Aveyron — nothing is redone or retouched between the screen and the paper.
What if the portrait doesn’t look like my pet?
You get three tries per photo; a sharper, front-on photo usually gives a better result, but a likeness is never guaranteed. The name and the line of text are written separately: you can change them at any time without redoing the portrait. Once you have ordered, the portrait you saw is the one that is printed; like any personalised poster, it cannot be taken back, except for a defect or a mistake on our part.
What happens to the photo I upload?
It is used only to make your poster. It is stored in a private space, never published, and we delete it thirty days after dispatch — or after purchase, for the printable file — together with the portrait. The location data of a phone photo is removed on upload. To make the portrait, the photo is passed to an artificial intelligence service (Google), which receives it for that purpose only.
Which sizes and frames are available?
A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm: standard frame sizes, easy to find. An optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural, with acrylic glass; the larger sizes are delivered rolled, to be framed at home. The image fills the whole sheet: on the 30 × 40, a little of the top and bottom is cropped.
What paper is the poster printed on?
250 g/m² satin matte paper, light-resistant pigment inks. Printed to order in our workshop in Aveyron, whatever the size. Shipped rolled, in a long rigid cardboard box; the A4 goes flat in a cardboard sleeve, and a framed poster in a cardboard box.
Can I receive the file instead of the poster?
Yes. The printable file contains all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG — ten files in all, via a download link sent after payment, so you can print it wherever you like.
How long does it take?
Printed and dispatched within 48 hours, then delivered to your home or to a pick-up point — the 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 can only be delivered to your home. The download link for the printable file is sent the same day.